Bomb the Health out of our Enemies

BOMB THE HEALTH OUT OF OUR ENEMIES

Envision a sky filled with tiny parachutes dropping Snickers and other candies and goodies on enemy populations in Syria, North Korea and Afghanistan.

It's hard to imagine anyone hating and wanting to kill someone who gives them a Snickers...don't you think?

If the purpose of war is to win the hearts and minds of our foes; and if the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, this approach could lead to diplomacy and bloodless PEACE!

There is nearly an infinite number of possibilities for candy and snack bombs.

Twinkies and Cracker Jacks with a prize inside could be real hits! Fast food empires, such as McDonalds, could drop french fries and preservative infused hamburgers.

The United States is by far the world's leading producer of incredibly tasty foods.  

Our gigantic food companies have perfected taste.  Many even have scientific labs that manipulate ingredients--sugar, salt and unhealthy fats--to find the perfect Bliss point in the tastes of their products.  The tastes are sublime--like manna from heaven--and the high sugar content is many times more addictive than cocaine.

AN ULTIMATE VICTORY?

If the purpose of war is to kill our enemies, then you just have to be patient.  A diet of sugar and fat laden foods and fast foods have been shown to lead to obesity, diabetes, heart disease, cancer and an early death in the U.S.  With two out of three Americans of all ages being  overweight, obese and diabetic,  our nation has the worst health and highest medical expenses in the world. 

THE GOOD WILL BOMBING PROJECT

We should be delighted to bomb our enemies with our "manufactured foods"--and they, too, will die a slow, tortuous death of obesity, diabetes, heart disease and cancer, but will die happy. 

This tasty Project could become very popular!  Countries will be lining up to be on our enemy list!

Perhaps?  Just perhaps, it could be a major deterrent to warfare and its horrible death and destruction.  Just think about it.